Haha, ultra‑clickbait vibes 😄
What do you want to do with it?
I can, for example:
- rewrite it (less clickbait, more credible)
- turn it into a short article or TikTok/YouTube script
- explain or debunk what the “Vaseline trick” could realistically be
- punch it up even more for maximum outrage clicks
- adapt it for a specific audience (beauty, life hacks, satire, etc.)
Tell me the goal and the platform, and I’ll run with it.